blonde jokes.. two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy.
the joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "i think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?
" this lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "i've got an idea.
I remember hearing Irish jokes years ago and when we moved to Spain discovered the exact same jokes were used about the Argentinians.
These jokes can be used against anyone the joke teller wants to denigrate and belittle or perhaps make himself feel superior to.
If it's Jimmy Carr telling them tho......:p
would love to read this book one day and give it to my mum and brother who are both in the organisation.. so many people i see on videos claim that this book was the nail in the coffin.
but do you know anyone where it had no effect on them?.
I was already POMI when I read CoC although with lots of niggling doubts. Ray Franz book was like scales falling from my eyes but more. The guilt and fear left.
Don Cameron's book was affirmation I was free and I enjoyed it immensely.
it was announced in this year’s annual meeting that they believe that the king of the north is russia and the king of the south is us/britain.
for me this is the first time hearing from the society actually identifying the identity of the king of the north.
very interesting times!
Any announcement about identifying Russia as King of the North is neither new nor exclusive to JWs.
Jehovah's speeding chariot is severely lagging behind the opinions of scholars and churches.
any predictions as to where the watchtower will be at in 20 years time ?.
numbers ?.
changes of doctrines ?.
The current GB/overlapping GB will go back behind the curtain as exposure has made the r & f realise they are following men and contempt will set in.
Numbers will decline in the West and they will go back to meeting in houses
Door to door preaching will stop completely
Paradise will be spiritual and figurative
Armageddon will become your own personal one at death and invisible
Everyone will partake of the emblems
The religion will be all electronic with KHs obsolete and just assemblies and conventions twice a year.
The blood doctrine will become a conscience matter and so will shunning
Birthdays and Xmas will also become conscience matters
They will become so mainstream they will differ very little from other surviving religions which will also be in decline
last week i was travelling in the u.k. when a car overtook me.
i noticed its numberplate which read 'jw 04 org'!!.
i couldnt believe it, i wonder how much the borg are charging for these?
Here in UK you can get exjw license plates. I nearly bought one when Stan Livedeath bought his. I'm sure when he sees this thread he will post a photo.
the year was 2010. .
this has always infuriated me.
i was pomi ( but didnt know it).
They don't want them to last. It is an eye opening experience having an earlier edition of something later revised. Reading along using my old Revelation book with someone else reading a " new light" version Revelation book I saw stuff had to be changed because it hadn't come true. Isn't that false prophesy?
I didn't understand why no one else saw it.
the year was 2010. .
this has always infuriated me.
i was pomi ( but didnt know it).
My daughter got one for me from a cart
the wt for this upcoming sunday 10/07 is especially precious in its standard double speak.
aren't we so grateful to the f&ds who directly mediates our relationship with jesus christ and give us the food we need at the proper time?
i dunno....maybe i have anger issues with the the wt?.
Rutherford et al when in court defending the organisation is well documented in their literature. But not this. I wonder why?
the wt for this upcoming sunday 10/07 is especially precious in its standard double speak.
aren't we so grateful to the f&ds who directly mediates our relationship with jesus christ and give us the food we need at the proper time?
i dunno....maybe i have anger issues with the the wt?.
Information control much
Scared of molestation cases broadcast by msm and "stumbling" the faithful out perhaps?
it was announced at our clam that there "was no shipment of the october study editions of the watchtower" and that they were asking if people could just use electronic or make their own copies.. is this just happening in ohio, or did you hear the same thing?.
One of my early aha moments was when our magazines and the our kingdom ministry failed to reach us in time for the meeting in Spain. No wars or natural disasters, no crocodile infested water to wade thru. Our all powerful God failed to feed us at the proper time. Hmmm
